a funny joke

okay, so it's a blonde joke, and i'm normally opposed to blonde jokes, but this one was to funny to pass up.

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons,
nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately
springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the
blonde begins to slide from the
saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides
down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious
to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the
horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled
in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding
hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....

Frank, the Walmart greeter,
sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.


And you thought all they did was say Hello.